Posts Tagged: Lily Aldrin

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  • Lily: Half the length of the relationship.
  • Marshall: One week for every month you were together.
  • Robin: Exactly 10,000 drinks, however long that takes
  • Barney: You can’t measure something like this in time; there’s a series of steps- from her bed to the front door. Bam! Out of there. Neeeeext!
  • Ted: The moment you meet that person who gets you back in the game.
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  • TED: I have looked. I have looked high and low for someone I can love and adore and cook waffles for. The closest I've come is Marshall.
  • LILY: He does love your waffles.
  • TED: It's the cinnamon. I add cinnamon.
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Barney: Here’s my thing: If gay guys start getting married, then suddenly the whole world’s gonna be doing it. That’s how it works, they start something, then six months later, everyone follows. It’s like, now everyone gets manicures.

Ted: Yeah, I don’t get manicures.

Barney: Okay then, like getting your chest waxed.

Lily: You get your chest waxed?!

Barney: You know what I mean!

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It was the best night ever!

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