Barney: Here’s my thing: If gay guys start getting married, then suddenly the whole world’s gonna be doing it. That’s how it works, they start something, then six months later, everyone follows. It’s like, now everyone gets manicures.
Ted: Yeah, I don’t get manicures.
Barney: Okay then, like getting your chest waxed.
Lily: You get your chest waxed?!
Barney: You know what I mean!
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